“I’d like to introduce the first application
On the agenda tonight
It’s an application for a proposal
Providing a formal indication
Of my designs on your affection.
The material considerations are crucial,
The usual ones for an application of this kind:
The aesthetic dimension, compatibility in its sexual context
The principle of emotional development
And, of course, your assessment of future romantic amenity.
The recommendation before you is one of approval.
The statement of devotion is sound in planning terms
Though the surface adoration management is poor.
Nonetheless, most weight must be placed
On the presumption in favour of sustainable entanglement."
Alas, in love all considerations are material,
And the heart is no Town and Country Planning Act.
Besides, your desire is in a Conservation Zone
And, since your committee’s rejection,
I have no appeal. There is no pining inspector.
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