Material Considerations

“I’d like to introduce the first application

On the agenda tonight

It’s an application for a proposal

Providing a formal indication

Of my designs on your affection.

The material considerations are crucial,

The usual ones for an application of this kind:

The aesthetic dimension, compatibility in its sexual context

The principle of emotional development

And, of course, your assessment of future romantic amenity.

The recommendation before you is one of approval.

The statement of devotion is sound in planning terms

Though the surface adoration management is poor.

Nonetheless, most weight must be placed

On the presumption in favour of sustainable entanglement."

Alas, in love all considerations are material,

And the heart is no Town and Country Planning Act.

Besides, your desire is in a Conservation Zone

And, since your committee’s rejection,

I have no appeal. There is no pining inspector.